Okay, let’s just get this over with: WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK?!
Now let’s talk properly about this. Thomas, darling, why are you wearing a kilt? Is it because you’ve finally realised that your junk is too big to be contained by the skin-tight pants of yesteryear? Because if so, I disagree with the decision wholeheartedly - how are we going to get our crotch shots now?!
Moving on, though, please observe the colour scheme of said kilt. Hint: it’s grey. EVEN WHEN YOU’RE WEARING A KILT, IT HAS TO BE A GREY ONE, YOU MONOCHROMATIC DORK. WHAT EVEN.
I do not rate this Hiddles outfit. I hope there is no repeat of it.
I realize it is photoshopped. But I love a man in a kilt. And Hiddles in a kilt? I can die happy now.